Here's Your Chance!

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10/16/2018 at 19:55 • Filed to: None

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That’s right you could be the proud owner of a VW 412 square back wagon! Bonus features include being sunk down to the hubs and an original Washington green on white plate meaning it hasn’t moved in many, many years! The same person is also selling the rest of those piles of crap collector cars so bring lots of cash!

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DISCUSSION (35)


Kinja'd!!! functionoverfashion > lone_liberal
10/16/2018 at 20:06

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Ron Dauzet’s cousin Bob


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > lone_liberal
10/16/2018 at 20:13

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Any Doge rams


Kinja'd!!! vicali > lone_liberal
10/16/2018 at 20:16

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These barely ran when parked before they ran when parked..


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > lone_liberal
10/16/2018 at 20:18

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So mebody send this to Jason Torchinsky!


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > lone_liberal
10/16/2018 at 20:24

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So is this like a pre-Golf/Rabbit thingy?


Kinja'd!!! atfsgeoff > lone_liberal
10/16/2018 at 20:28

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That’s worth his asking price for the intact glass and body panels alone


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
10/16/2018 at 20:56

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I’m no expert but I think so. Air cooled for your non-pleasure.


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
10/16/2018 at 21:02

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Only if you consider this a Ram.

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Kinja'd!!! fintail > lone_liberal
10/16/2018 at 21:02

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I wouldn’t take it for free, as I have heard these weren’t VW’s finest hour, but it is probably solid and is definitely rare, so probably a NP if you are into it.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > lone_liberal
10/16/2018 at 21:02

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Aircooled or watercooled, I’ll theoretically take it.


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > fintail
10/16/2018 at 21:06

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It’s not for  me as I hate air cooled VWs but I thought somebody might find it interesting.


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > lone_liberal
10/16/2018 at 21:08

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https://spokane.craigslist.org/cto/d/volkswagon-412-wagon/6700777743.html


Kinja'd!!! Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > lone_liberal
10/16/2018 at 21:10

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Honestly... yeah that is NP all day.

Edit: Disregard . Automatic.


Kinja'd!!! fintail > lone_liberal
10/16/2018 at 21:20

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It’s worth saving, if anything, to give reason to appreciate modern cars.  IIRC these had sketchy driving dynamics.


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo
10/16/2018 at 21:29

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I didn’t see that either. I just assumed manual since I didn’t think it made enough power to move with an auto.


Kinja'd!!! Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > lone_liberal
10/16/2018 at 21:36

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Still, as others have pointed out it would make a pretty good parts car.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > lone_liberal
10/16/2018 at 22:58

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Hmmmmmmmmm .... Nope.


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > lone_liberal
10/16/2018 at 23:57

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I really want a subie swapped type 3. In my list of cars my wife won’t let me buy, this is one. 

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Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > lone_liberal
10/17/2018 at 01:11

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I can hear Stef beating down their door now


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > lone_liberal
10/17/2018 at 01:14

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THAT’S AN  EXTREMELY NICE PRICE TO JOIN ME IN HELL!


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Dusty Ventures
10/17/2018 at 01:19

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I can’t. No job. N o money. A constant feeling like I’m forgotten and/or I don’t matter. Dread. 

An incomplete list of things, ranked:

1. 412s are neat and you should save this one for sure. NP NP NP NP GO GO GO

2. I have a pile of smelly laundry that smells really bad

3. Beige Lexus CUVs

4. Getting hit by a bus

5. Ranch dressing

6. My garbage life

Man, I haven’t even been able to work on the 411 for so long that y’all forgot what it is. :(


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > fintail
10/17/2018 at 01:21

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Hey! I won “I Got Screwed” at Lemons for my free 411!

They said I overpaid for it. ( Lies.)


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > Stef Schrader
10/17/2018 at 01:26

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I actually like being married and I have my own $800 elevator to hell in the garage so this "opportunity" will have to go to someone else. 


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > lone_liberal
10/17/2018 at 01:30

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don’t be jelly when my 411 totally dominates, then

(I also must pass on this extremely good wagon. Find me a job so I can afford to do dumber stuff and also  have the insurance to cover the really, truly bad decisions. )


Kinja'd!!! fintail > Stef Schrader
10/17/2018 at 09:40

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It was running and driving? Unicorn!

I don’t think I’ve heard anything but hateful quips about the handling of those cars.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > lone_liberal
10/17/2018 at 12:04

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Hell with the VW, give me the Pontiac wagon and Olds Firenza Hatch(?):

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And the FUCKING ‘40S NASH AND THE STUDEBAKERS :

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And the DeSoto:

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I mean, obviously I would assume quite a lot of his empire of dirt here, but those are the ones that are screaming at me.

I mean... Firenza hatch. When do you see one of those?


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > Stef Schrader
10/17/2018 at 12:09

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I will always be jealous! I don’t get to do things like going to the Nürburgring to watch one of the coolest races in the world! The only way I could find you a job is if you lived in the PNW and were a linguist. Being a fantastic auto writer doesn’t fit the needs of a translation company.


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
10/17/2018 at 12:19

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Strangely enough he doesn’t have those listed. He only has a Ramber American, ‘66 Ford Country Sedan Wagon, ‘57 Dodge Stepside, ‘70 Plymouth Grand Fury, Pintos (“your choice”), a Ford Bread Wagon(?), a ‘49 Olds sedan, and a ‘71 Buick Electra 225 listed. I guess he’s keeping t he rest of those treasures.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > lone_liberal
10/17/2018 at 12:22

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I’M NOT CRAZY, I JUST WANT A FOUR DOOR NASH! HA HAAAA!

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By which I mean I wonder if he’s open to persuasion.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > lone_liberal
10/17/2018 at 12:33

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Doesn’t seem to fit anyone’s needs at the moment, to be honest. I’m so mad.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > fintail
10/17/2018 at 12:35

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They’re not bad!


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
10/17/2018 at 12:36

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You’re definitely crazy! And that wagon isn’t a Pontiac, it’s a Ford. The listing for it disappeared but I did see that one with the tree through the engine compartment and it was a Country Squire with badly faded vinyl wood. 


Kinja'd!!! fintail > Stef Schrader
10/17/2018 at 13:03

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Compared to? :)


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > fintail
10/18/2018 at 06:37

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Well, everything else I’ve driven.


Kinja'd!!! fintail > Stef Schrader
10/18/2018 at 09:32

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So a 411 handles not bad compared to a 944?  The latter has inflated tires and running engine, right? :)